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Friday, October 31, 2008
The Cranky Copy Editor — Halloween 2008
Posted by Anthony Salveggi on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 2:34 PM
Hey kids, it’s Halloween. So guess what I’m dressed up as? Go ahead, take a wild freakin' guess. Why, I’m a Cranky Copy
Monday.
I don’t know about you, but four days is not nearly enough time for me to think of and put together a quality outfit, like "the head of John the Baptist with a side order of fries."
Candy corn. Do you like lots of sugar? And Carnauba wax? And cavities? And zits? Well then you'll love candy corn, the single most disgusting, cheap-ass Halloween cop-out ever conceived. You know those scenes in prisoner and war movies where they slop gruel onto a tray? That's what you're doing when you hand out candy corn.
Cranky Movie of the Day: The Thing. Kurt Russell + Wilford “Quaker Oats/Liberty Medical” Brimley + John Carpenter + gross-out effects = Pure horror gold.
That's it. I'm all Cranked-out. Have a safe and happy Halloween.
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