
First, it was Bernie Mac, dead of pneumonia.
Then, Isaac Hayes, dead of treadmilling.
Who will complete the trilogy of dead African American celebs? I asked my colleagues:
"Morgan Freeman was supposed to be the first one, but somehow escaped the grim reaper in his car crash."
"Samuel L. Jackson, he was working on a project with Hayes and Mac."
But the best answer:
Queen of Grunge: Just close your eyes and try to imagine Chris Cornell singing Fat-Bottomed Girls.
Venomous: As if Spider-Man 3 werent bad enough.
Does this mean the next Austin Powers won't be shag-a-delic?
Mighty shield, yeah, sure: But who will wear that ridiculous costume?
The votes are in: Dark Knight is the greatest movie ever!
More to meet the eye: Superbabe Megan Fox ordered to gain weight for Transformers sequel.

Remember Pirates, that porn flick that gained local notoriety when reporters found out some of the scenes were shot at the St. Petersburg Pier? The groundbreaking 2005 Digital Playground film made history as the most expensive porn ever produced and is still one of the industry's top selling movies.Well, Digital Playground will soon release a sequel Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge in September and the online buzz is the movie will break the standard porn mold again.
According to press releases, producers spent nearly $10 million on the project and it features all sorts of CGI special effects. There's also a long list of adult actors, including Pirates original cast member Jesse Jane and award-winning star Belladonna (these links aren't safe for work).
Check out a preview here (oh, and this link is work-safe).
Reunited and it feels so good: A pair of well-known duos make their returns to multiplexes this weekend. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly (Talladega
Nights) team up as middle-aged sibling rivals in Step Brothers (read Lance Goldenberg's review). 
Meanwhile, Mulder and Scully are together again after a 10-year layoff in The X-Files: I Want to Believe. If the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes are any indication, this may be the last go-round for the FBI agents with a penchant for investigating the supernatural.
How is it that a barely-funded series of web shorts produced during the writers' strike manages to be better than just about everything aired on TV?
Part of the reason is Joss Whedon, the man behind Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Whedon -- of Buffy, Firefly and Serenity fame -- is known for snappy dialogue, engaging stories and a keen talent for creating fan buzz. Last week he released Dr. Horrible with little fanfare, posting three fifteen-minute episodes throughout the week. You could view them for free on the Dr. Horrible site, but only through last Sunday.
Now they're $1.99 each on iTunes. And worth every penny.
There's nothing new to this comic tale of a nascent super-villain trying to make it into the big leagues, but when that story is told with Whedon's flair for dialogue, a half-dozen musical numbers and the comedy genius of Neil Patrick Harris in the starring role, it's gold. Whedon regular Nathan Filion plays Captain Hammer -- the doctor's arch-nemesis -- with oblivious, scene-eating verve and the entire production manages to be slick and humble at the same time.
That might be the ultimate appeal of Dr. Horrible. The countless home-made video blogs and shorts posted on Youtube and the like create an aura of low expectations for web films, making it easy for Whedon and crew to surpass the perceived potential at every step. The actors are better than the script, the script is better than the plot and the plot is good enough to generate some pathos and interest. Most of the laughs come from obvious slapstick or surprise -- the head of the League of Evil is a villain called Bad Horse (the Thoroughbred of the Apocalypse), silently played by an actual horse in the show's final scene -- but they work.
Experience has trained all of us to know in our bones that 99% of online entertainment is pure crap. Maybe the real lesson in Dr. Horrible is that a skilled storyteller and some out-of-work production pros can turn those lowered expectations into honest-to-goodness blockbuster fun.
Wanna get Joe Bardi to exclaim "Damn it!"? Do what loyal commenter David Jenkins did on our blog post about the best superhero flicks and mention the "Ninja Rap song from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze. In case youve conveniently forgotten this lost classic, heres the video:
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With The Dark Knight raking in monster box-office and critical raves, and this week's CL cover story focused on what our superheroes say about who we are as a culture, Joe Bardi and I were inspired to each make our lists of the best superhero flicks of all time. Joe offers 10 films in eight entries, while I give a traditional top 10 list. Enjoy!
Joe's Picks:
1. Batman Begins/The Dark Knight: The new kings of the comic-book castle. Begins sets the table, and then The Dark Knight redefines the genre for the 21st century. I dont see how anyone not even director Christopher Nolan and his team will top Knight for a long, long time.
2. The Matrix: Though not based on original graphic novel source material, there is no denying that The Matrix set the standard for all the modern comic book/superhero franchises. There is no Dark Knight without Keanu and Cos reality-bending excursion into virtual reality.
3. Die Hard: Sure, Die Hard might seem out of place on a list of flicks about guys dressed as insects and flying rodents. Still, how can a list of superhero movies not include NYC cop/terrorist-killer John McClaine? In the original Die Hard, Bruce Willis tries his best to make McClain an everyman, and winds up creating one of the quintessential superheroes of the 1980s.
4. Superman/Superman 2: Really more of one big movie than two individual films. Superman and Superman II were both the babies of Richard Donner (Lethal Weapon, Goonies). After Donner had completed Superman and was halfway through shooting Superman II, the studio replaced him with A Hard Day's Night director Richard Lester, causing Superman II to suffer a bit from the lack of consistency at the helm. Still, I find the sequel more fun to watch than the original.
5. Iron Man: 2008s other excellent comic-book movie, and the first one from Marvels new production company. Iron Man manages to combine a terrific performance by Robert Downey Jr. with a plot that carries weight in these over-militarized times. Its also damn funny.
6. The Incredibles: A Pixar animated feature about a family of superheroes, The Incredibles manages the difficult task of satirizing the superhero flick while delivering an excellent take on the genre that appeals to the whole family. Cant wait for the sequel.
7. Spider-Man 2: I was never a huge Spider-Man fan, though I do appreciate what director Sam Raimi brought to the web-crawling franchise. Spider-Man 2 is easily the best of the Spidey flicks, primarily because of the villainous Doc Ock and his amazing tentacles.
8. Batman: The Tim Burton/Michael Keaton original holds up today largely on the back of the amazing production design and Jack Nicholsons inspired performance as The Joker. Im partial to Batman Returns, actually, as I find it a much more entertaining experience than this brooding original, but I fear villagers with pitchforks might show up at the Loaf office if I rank Returns over Batman. So I wont but youre all wrong!
With Amy Winehouse apparently out of the running to sing the theme for the upcoming Bond flick, Quantum of Solace, I've been giving some thought to who should have that privilege.
Based on some Internet surfing and my own personal preferences, here's my list of the top 10 candidates for becoming a part of 007 trivia and lore:
In no particular order:
1. Chrissie Hynde (a personal favorite of mine, she performed a track for the 1987 Bond film, The Living Daylights, but it was not the title song (that honor belongs to A-ha)
2. David Bowie (How Bowie hasn't recorded a Bond theme thus far is a mystery to me; his voice is tailor-made for it)
3. Scissor Sisters (came at the suggestion of a poster on commanderbond.net. After listening to a couple of their tracks, I can hear why).
The Bank Job: Jason Statham (The Transporter, Snatch) stars in director Roger Donaldsons account of a real-life 1971 London bank robbery. Saffron Burrows costars.
Penelope: Cutie-pie Christina Ricci (The Addams Family, Buffalo 66, Speed Racer) is the title character in this modern-day fairy tale about a girl born with a porcine snout. Reese Witherspoon and James McAvoy (Wanted) costar.

One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest: Milos Formans 1975 classic gets the Blu-ray treatment. Jack Nicholson stars as a free spirit who enters an insane asylum to avoid prison work detail, butting heads with the icy Nurse Ratched (Louise Fletcher). Also stars Will Sampson, Brad Dourif and Danny DeVito.
You read the familiar lament when critics review a surefire blockbuster: "It doesn't matter what I write; people will go see it anyway."
That's mostly true for Hollywood's big-budget releases, but as Erik Lundegaard points out in making the case that we need movie critics, these arbiters of taste have a measurable effect on box-office receipts.
Using basic math and the compendium of critical reviews from Rottentomatoes, Lundegaard shows that across the board from art-house flicks to major studio releases better-reviewed films earn more on a per-screen average than movies that are panned. Of 234 films released in 2007 and reviewed on Rottentomatoes, Lundegaard discovers:
While there were fewer "fresh" films (i.e., movies that critics liked) and they showed on fewer screens and took in less overall box office, they tended to make almost $1,000 more per screen than "rotten" movies (i.e., movies critics didn't like). So, on a per-screen-basis, more people are following critics into theaters than not.
With that in mind, here's a link to my review for Hancock.