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Posted by Joe Bardi on Wed, Jun 11, 2008 at 7:10 PM

Word from the BBC is that '80s cartoon faves The Smurfs are headed to the big screen in a film that will mix animation with live action. No word on if the Smurfs themselves will be portrayed by actors or drawn by animators, but I'm pulling for real people. Ah, but who would you cast? Here are my suggestions:

Papa Smurf = Steve Carell in Evan Almighty

Smurfette = Paris Hilton

Gargamel = Antonin Scalia

Grandpa Smurf = Pai Mei

Handy Smurf = Ty Pennington

Lazy Smurf = George W. Bush

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Brainy Smurf = Harry Potter Azrael the Cat = Simon Cowell

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Posted by asalveggi on June 11, 2008 at 3:31 PM

Nice. I had Ira Glass for Brainy Smurf, but didn't like the pictures so I left it off.

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Posted by jbardi on June 11, 2008 at 3:34 PM

ha! john mccain should be a smurf. he always looks blue to me. can u cast him?

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Posted by Heidi on June 11, 2008 at 4:20 PM

Sal, you know Harry Potter is a fictional character himself. That would be like having garfield play azrael the cat... Anyway, we could use this as a chance to revive a random 80's career! I'm voting for Dan Frischman to play brainy smurf. You may remember Dan from his role on Head of the Class. He portrayed the brainy inspired Arvid. (also, the word I have to type in for security purposes is"smons". As in "the best pair of tits on that 'head of the class' show are smons".)

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Posted by Phil on June 11, 2008 at 4:29 PM

Phil, Rutherford the Brave should play Azrael the cat.

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Posted by Heidi on June 11, 2008 at 4:40 PM

RTB for president!

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Posted by jbardi on June 11, 2008 at 5:00 PM

Hey Phil: If Joe can have Pai Mei as Grandpa Smurf, I sure as sunshine can have Harry Potter as Brainy Smurf. But you go ahead and pat yourself on the back for your obscure Howard Hesseman sitcom references.

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Posted by Sal on June 11, 2008 at 5:10 PM

Wait a second: You're telling me Pai Mei isn't real?!!? Get the fuck out!!!

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Posted by jbardi on June 11, 2008 at 5:13 PM

Head of the class is only obscure to old people like you Sal... Perhaps a Matlock reference would have been more appropriate?

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Posted by Phil on June 11, 2008 at 5:16 PM

At least you didn't say "Murder, She Wrote"

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Posted by Sal on June 11, 2008 at 5:33 PM

I hear writing about murder is underrated. Committing is where it's at. Pai Mei as Grandpa Smurf? Are you serious? I vote for Grandpa Ra! Who's with me?

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Posted by black domina on June 11, 2008 at 6:32 PM

Who is Grandpa Ra?

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