
I donât know what you did this weekend, but I saw a bunch of cooters ⦠at the Great American Cooter Festival in Iverness, Florida!
It was typical small-town Florida festival â vendors carrying Confederate flags, scented candles and fried dough. But there were also cooter races, Miss Cooter 2007 and a Cooter Idol contest. Sadly I did not get to eat cooter. Although they sell rattlesnake meat at the annual Rattlesnake Festival in Dade City, I couldn't get a bite of cooter anywhere around Inverness.
This might be a good time to point out that a âcooterâ is a Southern term for turtle, specifically red- and yellow-belly sliders. Although, some people call it a double entendre. And while we're on this point: A co-worker suggested that this type of festival could only happen with the slang term referring to the female anatomy and not the male. I beg to differ and present University of South Carolina's "Cockfest" as Exhibit A. (South Carolina, by the way, also started the first Cooter Festival.)
Anywho, this was the festivalâs fourth year. Despite a hubbub over the name in 2004 â in which some citizens questioned the cityâs sponsorship of the event â the festival has gradually attracted more and more visitors. Even Comedy Central has done a piece on the event.
If you havenât had the chance to go, Iâd suggest checking it out next year. And donât forget to buy a T-shirt.
UPDATE: Chris Moling, a Cooter Fest organizer, got back to me on my inquiry as to why there was no cooter to eat at the festival:
"We had turtle nuggets scheduled to be there, but that food vendor cancelled,
due to fear of a rainout, and there wasn't enough time to get another
vendor. We try to give an exclusive on the sale of the "Cooter Nuggets" for
the festival, so you can imagine how much of a letdown this was. We had them
last year and they were a BIG hit.
As for the law, it IS unlawful to catch, cook, or eat wild Cooters. They are
protected. However, you can buy farm grown Cooters for cooking and
even ... racing, if you want. We had 25 yellow-bellied sliders at this
year's event and I feel safe to say that they were some of the fastest
Cooters anywhere. Ours were not used for consumption, since they make such
great pets. WE LOVE OUR COOTERS!"

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Mr. Moling seems to be in error about cooter catching. A quick look at the Florida fish and wildlife regs shows that only River Cooters can't be sold, but there is a bag limit of two for personal consumption. Best I can tell the red-bellied slider is fair game for even commercial harvest in Florida. http://myfwc.com/fishing/faqs/index.html#turt-ans https://www.flrules.org/gateway/ruleno.asp?id=68A-25.002&Section=0 http://www.chelonia.org/pseudemysgallery.htm
I DVRed this BN9 segment. Comedy gold. I want to upload it somewhere ...
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