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Are you not ready for some football?
Yes, it's February people, football is history. But there is the Grammy Awards and CPAC for your viewing pleasure this weekend.
Later today Mark Sharpe will make his much anticipated announcement about his political future. Rumors abound that the Hillsborough County Commissioner will opt to drop out of the race to challenge Kathy Castor for Congress. Whatever he decides, check back here later today for an update.
Sharpe's former colleague on the BOCC, Tom Scott, tells CL he's seriously considering running for the Hillsborough County Supervisor of Elections office this year.
We saw another Scott at the opening day of the Florida State Fair on Thursday - Governor Rick Scott, who presided over the annual Governor's Day Luncheon there because, well, he is the Governor.
In Tallahassee, the Florida Democratic Party is already in court trying to block the new redistricting maps passed in the Florida Legislature, and a host of other groups say they'll do so as well once Scott signs the bill. The groups contend the districts violate Amendment 5 and 6, and disproportionately favor Republicans.
And a Tampa Tribune staffer leaving his job lets his colleagues know what he thinks at the place he's toiled for so many years.

On a 32-5 vote, the Florida Senate passed the new congressional maps, with seven of the 12 Senate Democrats supporting it. Lakeland's Paula Dockery was the only Republican who opposed. The legislators then followed on a 31-7 vote to approve the legislative maps, with Dockery joined by Mike Fasano as the lone Republicans to oppose the plan.
Florida Democrats immediately filed a lawsuit. Party Chair Rod Smith said, "Republicans have undertaken the sort of incumbent protection and partisan gerrymandering that 63-percent of Florida voters overwhelmingly demanded must stop,"

We've hung out with some of those former longtime staffers on occasion over the years, and, perhaps not surprisingly for people who have devoted their whole professional careers to an institution, they care deeply about what's happening at Mother Trib, and they're not pleased.
In December, Media General fired 165 staffers at the Tribune and some of its smaller publications. Rumors continue to abound about the tenuous future of the publication. And some reporters there tell CL the morale hasn't been very good at Parker Street for a long time.
I personally have never been one to get excited over Valentine's Day. I do, however, get excited over my dogs. Ask anyone and they will probably tell you that I'm one of those "dog people," the kind who prefers four-legged friends to two-legged ones. In my defense, I can't think of any one time my pups, or any pup for that matter, has left me feeling betrayed, deflated or otherwise unwanted. Can you?
One day upon scanning the shelves at Books-A-Million, I discovered the “Organic Dog Biscuit Cookbook” from the Bubba Rose Biscuit Company. It makes sense now that we are becoming more aware of all the advantages of organic eating that we would want to offer our pets the same kind of benefits we want for ourselves, so I bought into the idea and haven't looked back since.
The book has more than 100 recipes that are fun and simple to make. The most difficult ones involve the use of a food processor (which says a lot), because if you own one you know they exist only to make your life easier. You don't have to be a seasoned baker to make these treats, and I promise your pet will still love you regardless of the outcome.
Since I've experimented with this book, I've purchased others that are equally as creative but bring some concern, as some of the recipes call for ingredients such as garlic and raisins- foods I've learned are toxic to dogs. So for the most part, I stick to Bubba Rose, and I test my treats on my loyal, loving subjects. They may or may not be able to taste the difference in their new biscuits, but I've yet to hear any objections, and I feel a whole lot better knowing they're eating identifiable ingredients that I put together with my own hands.
After a series of activities, including conducting a Cabinet meeting, the Governor joined much of the Hillsborough County political establishment — Democrats and Republicans alike — as they gathered inside the Charles M. Davis Special Event Center, the site of the annual Governor’s Day Luncheon, where corn dogs were de rigueur on the plates of the high and mighty.
The Governor did break some news during his address, announcing a new $45 million partnership with the Port of Tampa that will enable the port to expand to handle up to five million more tons of petroleum products per year after improvements are completed in 2014. According to a press release from the Governor's office, the port estimates the project will create over 641 construction jobs, as well as more than 8,200 direct and indirect jobs over the next 30 years. The $45 million is being split down the middle, with $22.5 million coming from the Florida Department of Transportation and the rest from the Tampa Port Authority.
Speaking to CL at the Florida State Fair Governor's Day Luncheon on Thursday, Scott confirmed reports that surfaced this week that he will decide within the next month or so if he will run for office again.
Though there has been some speculation that he was looking at the Clerk of the County's position currently held by Pat Frank, Scott said Frank has informed him that despite some recent health issues, she will run for re-election this year.
That leaves the Supervisor of Elections gig.

It’s that time again.
Following the success of last year’s CL Photo Contest, we’re introducing the 2012 edition, CL Visions. And this year we’re adding a video competition to the mix.
The theme for both the photo and video contests is “Time.” And the grand prize for the winner of each is $1,000.
How can you not enter? Read more after the jump — or better yet, waste no time and go directly to cltampa.com/visions, where you'll find rules, guidelines, submission forms and other vital info. Deadline for submissions is March 1, 2012.

Earlier this week, a federal appeals court struck down the infamous Proposition 8, a voter-mandated law that banned same-sex marriage in California. Judge Stephen Reinhardt concluded that Prop. 8 violates the Equal Protection Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment.
In his decision, Reinhardt wrote that the legislation "serves no purpose, and has no effect in California, other than to lessen the status and human dignity of gays and lesbians in California, and to officially reclassify their relationships and families as inferior to those of opposite-sex couples. The Constitution simply does not allow for laws of this sort." His finding upheld the historic August 2010 decision of the Federal District Court that found Prop. 8 unconstitutional.