Friday, January 27, 2012

Bill's Sports Binge: JoePa, New Buc and Thunderbug

Posted by Bill Freitas on Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 10:57 PM

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Remember the show, Dallas? Who shot JR and...um, all that stuff? Okay, I didn't really watch that show either. I was more of a Kate & Allie man, myself. I mean Miami Vice!

Anyway, fans of the beloved Ewings were hornswoggled when the last episode revealed the entire 1985 season was nothing but a dream. Duped, dumb-struck, hoodwinked and betrayed, the Dallas faithful didn't know what to believe and wondered just what else was real, and what was nothing more than a figment of Pamela's imagination (and sweet rack...what, what'd I say).

My point is, sadly and tragically Joe Paterno's last chapter has been written and has forever tarnished an otherwise positive and inspirational book. Passions predictably run deep on both sides. Supporters stress the positives and that one bad decision should not undo decades of good work. Logical and understandable argument, if not for the fact that the one bad decision, unfortunately, is severely, drastically, and diametrically the polar opposite of what a man of Paterno's perceived character would have done. Bottom line is he chose to preserve the reputation of a program over the safety of a child, which to a lot of people is unforgivable. What's horrifyingly worse is that after the pervert was caught red-handed and essentially got away with it, it didn't end there. You know there were more children after that one. And those could have been prevented. Which makes JoePa slightly more than a bystander at that point. And that's what I find unforgivable.

But maybe that's just me.


Doggie-paddling back to the shallow end of the pool, the woman who played Thunderbug, the Tampa Bay Lightning mascot, was fired for spraying silly-string on a fat, pale, loud, belligerent, douchebag. Or as we like to call around here, a Boston Bruins fan. The mouth-breathing neanderthal, who apparently misplaced his sense of humor along with his running shoes and inside voice, shoved Thunderbug to the ground. Don't get your shoulder hair in a lather, Mongo. You can't treat everyone like they're your wife. Turned out the walking condom ad flew into a rage after discovering it wasn't a can of Easy Cheese.


Eight coaches have run though One Buc Place since the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' inception in 1976. All but one (John McKay) were shit-canned. Those are some sweet odds. Enter number nine; A no-nonsense, hard-nosed disciplinarian from Jersey named Greg Schiano (cue the Sopranos theme). Schiano took the Head Coaching job at the State University of New Jersey when the words "Rutgers" and "Football" went together like pralines and dick. Since then he's built the program to a solid "pretty good" status and has made the USF Bulls his personal bitch. Which means he's already won more games in Raymond James Stadium that Raheem Morris. Zing!

Three helpful hints on your North to South transition, Greg:

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Democratic Senators hear criticism of Florida's elections law

Posted by Mitch Perry on Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 3:15 PM

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Florida's controversial elections law is already the subject of two different lawsuits by groups who say it suppresses voting rights, particularly for young and minority voters.

Republicans in the Florida Legislature who passed the law last year said it was needed to prevent voter fraud.

On Friday it was the subject of a nearly two-hour federal hearing in Tampa hosted by Democratic Senators Bill Nelson of Florida and Dick Durbin of Illinois, the chairman of the Judiciary Subcommittee on the Constitution, Civil Rights and Human Rights. They heard testimony from seven panelists, all but one of whom spoke critically of the legislation. A jam-packed Hillsborough County courthouse was the site of the hearing, with an overflow crowd of another couple hundred watching via closed circuit television on the same floor.

The most powerful critic might have been Ann McFall, the supervisor of elections in Volusia County who is stepping down from office at the end of this year. The bill was passed by state Republicans in Tallahassee and is vehemently opposed by Democrats; McFall is a Republican.

Among the provisions in the new law is one that reduces the early voting days from 14 to 8. Legislators have said this would help local supervisors of elections save money, but McFall said just the opposite would happen. Some workers' 40-hour weeks would now have to be expanded, she said, requiring that they be paid overtime — a cost that would be picked up by taxpayers.

She said that SOE's should be making early voting more convenient, not less, allowing them to vote at community centers, college campuses, YMCA's, malls, churches and storefronts.

University of Florida Political Science Professor Dan Smith provided detailed information from a study of early voting statistics from 2008 in Florida that he compiled with Dartmouth College Professor Michael C. Herron. He reported that the number of black and Latino voters increased dramatically on the Sunday before the general election. Under the new law, there is now no early voting on Sundays.

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Trapped in a closet with porn star Nikki Delano (NSFW)

Posted by Sex and Love editor on Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 12:14 PM

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While I've never been invited into a porn star's dressing room for an interview, I was a bit hesitant to enter the small room hidden in the back of Bliss Cabaret where Nikki Delano waited. The last time she was in town I wrote in a blog that she had fallen in love with me and had invited me to a Waffle House at 1 AM because she wanted me to serve as the maple syrup atop her tree-person stack of sex waffles. Delano is not someone you want to piss off, especially while trapped with her in a room the size of a closet. This Latina from Brooklyn is built like a gymnast with an ass that could probably snap your dick in half when flexed.

I entered Delano's changing room with equal parts fear and lust. She was several layers away from being dressed in a costume that evoked her years causing trouble at a Catholic school. Her chest bubbled out of her top and her skirt did nothing to cover her ass (to be fair I doubt any skirt could conceal her stacked backside). Periodically her bright-red lips locked around a straw as she sipped from a Red Bull and vodka.

Alfie: You know that's the same drink you spilled on me at the NightMoves Awards Show in October?

Nikki Delano: I thought you looked familiar, though I don't think I meant to spill it on you. I think I was bumped. I think.

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Taco “Bus” open in Downtown Tampa

Posted by Juliette Cassistre on Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 10:00 AM

Earlier this week, a grand opening event unveiled Taco Bus’s newest location in downtown Tampa. Ironically, this location isn’t a bus at all. Instead, it's an actual storefront with a bus replica attached. The replica sports the Taco Bus logo, of course, but is also eye-catching and charming to passersbys. Not only that, but this “magic bus” doubles as a take-out window.

The Taco Bus concept was developed by Rene Valenzuela, and originated as a taco stand in his native country of Mexico. After relocating in Tampa Bay, he created a kitchen within an actual school bus, and soon he had two mobile units, on Hillsborough Avenue in Tampa, the other in St. Petersburg. Up until now, that is.

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Mitch Perry Report 1.27.12

Posted by Mitch Perry on Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 9:34 AM

Going into the final weekend before the Florida GOP presidential debate, it looks like it did about 10 days ago - that Mitt Romney is going to take it. That doesn't mean there hasn't been a lot of ups and downs over the past week, but the two-toned combo of devastating attacks from the Republican establishment and then his lackluster debate performance, well, it wasn't a good day for Newt Gingrich.

A new story has surfaced that just hours before U.S. Senator Dick Durbin hosts a hearing on Florida's controversial new elections law. That report says that four Republicans involved in crafting the bill are avoiding a request for a deposition in a lawsuit challenging the law.

In last night's GOP debate, only Ron Paul went off the cliched path when it came to discussing Cuba. Yesterday in Tampa, Democratic Congresswoman Kathy Castor, who has been slow to embrace establishing more ties with the Communist island, gave her most full-throated support for making Tampa the 'gateway' to Cuba, though she still won't say when she'll visit the country.

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Tally Republicans now shy about talking about controversial elections bill

Posted by Mitch Perry on Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 9:05 AM

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Just before U.S. Senator Dick Durbin was scheduled to host a hearing in Tampa on Florida's controversial elections law, Tallahassee Republicans who were instrumental in getting the legislation passed last year are now acting coy about discussing the bill.

The Orlando Sentinel is reporting that the bill's two sponsors — Miami Senator Miguel de la Portilla and Ocala Representative Dennis Baxley — as well as Lakeland legislators Paula Dockery and Seth McKeel are fighting a request to be deposed by activist groups suing to overturn the law.
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The Sentinel quotes Senator de la Portilla as saying "Our general counsel has advised us when we have litigation going, don't comment to the media. Having said that, I don't care to comment any more on the issue of discovery or depositions, or this, that or the other."

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Gingrich takes a pounding in Jacksonville

Posted by Mitch Perry on Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 8:11 AM

Mitt Romney got the best of Newt Gingrich in last night's CNN debate from Jacksonville, and the question remaining for the next four days of the presidential campaign in Florida is: Can Newt recover by Tuesday?

Thursday began horribly for Gingrich, and never got better. Plastered on the front screen of the Drudge Report were all types of links to stories about Republicans from the ’80s and ’90s getting in their punches against the former House Speaker.

Bob Dole, Tom DeLay and Elliot Abrams were among those who trashed Gingrich in statements, with the latter trying to destroy the idea that Gingrich is truly a "Reagan conservative," the phrase he has used interminably throughout the campaign.

And then there was the debate itself, where Romney made sure to pack the University of North Florida’s Lazzara Performance Hall with supporters, neutralizing the advantage that Gingrich had in South Carolina when he was firing broadsides at the media and the "Massachusetts moderate."

Although undoubtedly Romney won the debate, he had his embarrassing moments, such as when moderator Wolf Blitzer busted him on not knowing the content of one of his own ads — an ad with a tagline that said "I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this ad."

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Facebook: The not-so-silent relationship killer

Posted by SWF on Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 6:00 AM

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Where do we draw the line between letting someone into our world, and letting them into that part of ourselves on the world wide web?

Couples are increasingly citing social networking sites as major factors in their divorces and breakups. She intercepted emails he was exchanging with his yoga instructor, or he became impossibly jealous after she refused to delete her ex from her friend list. Facebook may not be causing these splits, but it does facilitate many relationship problems by fueling our jealous imaginations and by documenting our flirtations.

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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Two Big Mouths #88 Now Live

Posted by Two Big Mouths on Thu, Jan 26, 2012 at 8:35 PM

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Here we go again. It's lucky show number 88 this week . Join the Main Mouths as they talk about an iconic Tampa bay area hotel that's suing B-P. There's some great deals on Italian cruises. Women feel more pain than men. Music this week from a local as we play some of David Potts on our independent music segment. It's Gasparilla time here in the bay area and we're going to talk to a pirates wench on the Really Random Report. The Mad Movie Reviewer pops off about the puppets. Heidi Klum finally woke up. Ladies...listen closely. Kenny G is now single. Start your stampede now. And Kutcher keeps cavorting while his ex wife konks out. Take a listen and we'll see you next week. Check out the Mouths at http://www.twobigmouths.com

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Gone viral: Tampa Bay Lightning mascot ThunderBug performer fired, fans petition

Posted by Rebecca Forman on Thu, Jan 26, 2012 at 3:01 PM

Shit went down last week (Jan. 17) at the Tampa Bay Times Forum when the Tampa Bay Lightning’s mascot, ThunderBug, sprayed Silly String on a Boston Bruins fan.

Video of the incident was uploaded onto YouTube and the story spread nationally. It wasn’t revealed until Jan. 24 that the performer was terminated. [Read more & check out the video after the jump.]

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