“Would you mind making sure my stockings are even?” Kendra Lust asked with a smirk as she turned around and bent over in front of me.
I took a knee to inspect the stockings sliding up her muscular legs to her powerhouse of an ass. Her leggings were even but I still made a few minor adjustments to extend my time basking in the radiance of her butt. Considering that this exchange occurred within moments of our meeting, I couldn’t help but wonder if her overt flirtatiousness was a theatrical performance, or if she really was as sexual as she acted.
We were in a mansion on the set of Tanya Tate’s latest project for Filly Films, "Lesbian Family Affairs 2." While I compulsively ate carrot sticks Lust prepared to take still photos for the box cover. She slid out of her dress and lathered her perfectly sculpted breasts with strawberry scented lotion.
A number of questions flooded my mind when I RSVPed “yes” to a twelve-person orgy. Was I required to bring some sort of gift: a cake, a twelve pack of wine coolers, a leather-bound sex-slave? Would condoms and lube be provided? What about bathrobes and moist towelettes? Could I bring a plus one? Should I pack a lunch? Emily Post never wrote about the etiquette of group sex, and I couldn’t find any reputable online guides to navigating the nuances of orgies. Consequently I resolved to use my invitation to educate others on the ins and outs of hosting a successful sex party.
When I arrived on the set of Wicked’s Holly… Would, the air was thick with the hiss of aerosol bottles and the scent of beauty products. Samantha Saint rubbed lotion on her award winning tits. Another model asked around for a spare douche. Standing naked on the stairs, Asa Akira asked for directions to the “enema bathroom.”
Kegel exercises don't just help increase sexual pleasure. They also help with pregnancy and postpartum recovery, bladder control, and back stability. Unfortunately many women neglect this important exercise. Minna Life just launched a Kickstarter campaign for the first "smart" kegel trainer, the kGoal. The grenade-shaped device guides your pelvic floor muscles through exercises, measures your performance, and tracks your progress. The device's silicone pillow measures your vaginal squeezes and provides vibrational feedback. The kGoal can also synch with a smartphone app that communicates with the device and tracks your progress.
The Ta-Ta Top is a bikini top made in various skin tones with realistic looking nipples printed on each cup. The design was created by two feminists, Robyn Graves and Michelle Lytle, to help normalize the sight of the female anatomy without forcing the wearer to actually go topless. The bikini is in support of the #FreeTheNipple campaign, which argues that the sight of the female nipple is no more salacious than male nipples, and should not be censored in public or online. Also, $5 from every $28 purchase is donated to a breast cancer charity. The tops are available through thetatatop.com
A hospital in Nanjing, China created an automatic sperm extractor to ease the process of sperm donation. The machine has a rubber massage tube that can adjust to the donor's height. The gadget also allows users to set the temperature, frequency, and amplitude of the artificial vagina. If the man-milking machine alone doesn't provide enough stimulation, a small TV screen is mounted atop the device to play erotic content.
New York's Museum of Sex is set to open an exhibit called "Funland: Pleasures & Perils of the Erotic Fairground," which mixes the interactivity of a children's museum with adult fun. The instillation features a boob moon bounce where visitors are invited to "jump for joy." The exhibit also has a rock wall called "Grope Mountain" made entirely of orifices and appendages. There is also a "Tunnel of Love," which is a mirrored maze that leads to the "G" spot.
Last Sunday "Of Mice and Men" star, James Franco, had a revealing cameo in "Broadway Bares," a charity event where Broadway stars strip down to benefit AIDS treatment and awareness. In the short sketch, Franco is trying to get backstage when the recent winner of RuPaul's Drag Race, Bianca del Rio, strip searches the actor.
Rick Perry put a dick-shaped foot in his mouth recently when comparing homosexuals to alcoholics. Whatever he meant by the cock-brained comparison, Funny or Die was quick to exploit the homophobic politician's policies for comedic gold.
33-year-old Bradenton man, Micheal Hearns was charged with burglary Monday night after admitting to sneaking into his neighbor's attic to steal tools and underwear.
According to the Manatee County police report, Jennifer Lopez (not the singer) heard odd noises coming from her attic. When Lopez noticed some of her underwear missing and her son spotted Hearn dusting himself off on his balcony, she got the police involved.
The Ambrosia Vibe allows the strap-on wearer to experience increased pleasure during sex. It converts the friction registered by the dildo into clit-friendly vibrations produced by a bullet vibrator at the base of the device. This is a huge breakthrough in sex toy technology, particularly for the lesbian and trans communities. However, the current design seems a bit bulky, with a set of wires feeding a microprocessor the size of a deck of cards worn on the wearer's hip. Future models will undoubtedly eliminate these wires, creating a more streamlined look.
Orgasmatronics, the Denver based sex toy company behind the Ambrosia, recently launched a crowd-sourcing campaign on indiegogo. The project has already met half of its funding goal.